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Louise
06-27-2009, 12:22 PM
I have found that my friends are finding very strange ways of making me worry when I get messages like "____ is in hospital" and phonecalls. :l

.Stephhh Owww. Was In Hospital Last Night. Twice. Am In Agony! Tbh.. says (13:13):
*i was stupid and jumped on the marble stone seats outside bon accord... there was rain on it... my pumps just went straight and i fell on the bottom of my backbone.
.Stephhh Owww. Was In Hospital Last Night. Twice. Am In Agony! Tbh.. says (13:14):
*was in hospital twice last night
b a k a b u r u u ! de gozaru! says (13:14):
*:S


it's like.. what!?
am i just friends with a bunch of idiots who seem to ALWAYS do things like that (jumping around on wet marble SOBER etc etc) even after hearing what happened to my bones after I fell on DRY marble SOBER when I was younger!? (the bone went funny and it's left my leg with a weird bump in it).

or is it just the bad luck of a city made of granite and marble!? (famous granite city in scotland. -rage-)

All these stories of my friends hurting themselves involve granite and marble.
Chris
06-28-2009, 12:30 AM
Clearly granite and marble have a grudge against you guys.
Louise
06-28-2009, 01:01 AM
yeah.

but i didn't do that to my leg in aberdeenshire, i did it in ibiza when i fell.

:l

but srsly. are my friends just idiots?
I MEAN

WHO JUMPS ON MARBLE WHEN ITS SOAKING WET!?
Chris
06-28-2009, 01:42 AM
yeah.

but i didn't do that to my leg in aberdeenshire, i did it in ibiza when i fell.

:l

but srsly. are my friends just idiots?
I MEAN

WHO JUMPS ON MARBLE WHEN ITS SOAKING WET!?

I do.


Sometimes.



Maybe not.




Not.





Ok they're idiots.
Louise
06-28-2009, 01:47 AM
lol I KNEW IT.

>:[

if only they knew ;_;
Chris
06-28-2009, 01:57 AM
lol I KNEW IT.

>:[

if only they knew ;_;

You could do what I do, slowly tell them what happened, then recreate it, then say "You see this?!?!" "HUH?!?!?!"
Louise
06-28-2009, 02:35 AM
show them the bump on my leg?

EW NO ITS WEIRD.
LOL.

and its not noticable by eye. they'd have to touch it.
rathernothavepeopletouchingmeplis.
Chris
06-28-2009, 03:15 AM
show them the bump on my leg?

EW NO ITS WEIRD.
LOL.

and its not noticable by eye. they'd have to touch it.
rathernothavepeopletouchingmeplis.

no i mean recreate the whole scene an show them just how stupid it was


lolol
Louise
06-28-2009, 11:04 AM
...

no.
Chris
06-28-2009, 06:27 PM
...

no.

y not.
Unseenbucket
06-28-2009, 07:11 PM
My mum got a black eye from a rowing machine
-_-
Chris
06-28-2009, 07:14 PM
My mum got a black eye from a rowing machine
-_-

I split my knee after I kicked a wall for no reason.

Hur durr.
Unseenbucket
06-28-2009, 07:17 PM
I split my knee after I kicked a wall for no reason.

Hur durr.

Lol?
Why'd you randomly kick a wall? :confused:
Chris
06-28-2009, 07:26 PM
Lol?
Why'd you randomly kick a wall? :confused:

EXACTLY WHY.


NO REASON. I JUST DID IT.
Unseenbucket
06-28-2009, 07:37 PM
Hahah.
Nice.
Chris
06-28-2009, 07:52 PM
Hahah.
Nice.

No not at all.

It was stupid and I had to have a cast to un-split my knee.
And it was very painful.
Unseenbucket
06-28-2009, 07:53 PM
Dont kick walls then :)