Two girls hate me.

[Imitazion]

To make it short;
girls got me on the list for a 200 people party.
I said i might not be anke to attend 2 days before they got me ón the list.
girls Call mé friday to know if i wad coming
i Said i had no possibilities to come.
Now they are pissed. Very pissed.
I dont know what om this fucking Earth i can dó to make Them atleast talk to mé again.
Any tips? I have tried the most, and yet they are pissed.
I feel so damn idiotic, though i warned Them that i wouldnt be able to come.
Post away ;-;

[Daniel]

Use Sleep Gas to get them K.O.
Enchain them on beds.
Wait till they wake up..
????????????????
You know what to do 8r

[Imitazion]

I did that twixe to one of them, she did not like it one... bit.
Joke aside, one of them is fucking amazing(note "fucking"), and isk wT 2 dooooooooo ;;;;;;;

[Illicitness]

1. Buy flowers, chocolate, and presentbox with hole.
2. Shove penis in hole.
3. Give girl(s?) flowers, chocolate, and present.
4. ????
5. PROFIT!!!!


Seriously, if they got mad at you for that, think about what it would be like if you were in a relationship with one of them?

[Lajsen]

(Casper here)
LOLRELATIONSHIP.
I mean, I just want to get talkative with her/them again, but I really don't know how.

[Tay]

What with all the accented vowels.
o_o
anyway,
ditch the bitch.

[Imitazion]

Its my iPhone autocorrecting my words, cba changing All of Them

[GrungyHobo]

Just give them a few days. Keep trying to talk to them, but don't be to obsessive about it.

Explain to them why you couldn't make it.

[Jess]

Did you showed them your penis?? I would definitly forgive you if youd show it to me!!

Nahh seriously, are they really pissed at you because you cant come? Cant they understand its not your fault? Anyway, I have difficulties understanding your situation, are you interested in any of those two or its only about friendship or/and sex?

[Crash]

Did you showed them your penis?? I would definitly forgive you if youd show it to me!!

What the.. is in your mind?

[Imitazion]

Jess wants mé 8r
also, im interested in getting back the friendships i had;;;;;