So, wat.

[Chris]

I met a girl the other day.


I want to ask her out.






My story ends there, who wants to piece the rest.

[Hazzy]

She says yes.
You go out, have a great time.
Start making out, she takes off her pants, takes off yours, grabs a condom and puts it on hers.
Owned?

[Chris]

She says yes.
You go out, have a great time.
Start making out, she takes off her pants, takes off yours, grabs a condom and puts it on hers.
Owned?

That was not what I was looking for, and actually very disturbing.



No I mean like, how the hell am I supposed to approach her.
Never done this shit before ffffuuuuu.

[Hazzy]

This is the internet, what makes you think any of us have done it?

[Chris]

This is the internet, what makes you think any of us have done it?

What makes me think that any of you haven't done it?

[Hazzy]

It's the internet. If we knew how to do it, we would, and we wouldn't be here.

[Chris]

It's the internet. If we knew how to do it, we would, and we wouldn't be here.

Some beg to differ.

[Hazzy]

As Dr. House would say, Everybody lies.

[Chris]

As Dr. House would say, Everybody lies.

You know you can just stop being an asshole in my topic. It's not required, unless you get horny off doing so, otherwise ignoring you would work much better.

[Hazzy]

You don't have to be mean about it. :[

[Chris]

Doesn't matter, I think the credibility of this thread has been destroyed.

Someone delete it, I'll make a new one tomorrow.