Derin
12-26-2008, 04:32 AM
WARNING: This is another "OMG NEXON START WORKING" rant. But it has to be done, because it is SOLID FACT that Nexon is barely even trying to keep up a good game for people to have fun.
Let me begin by saying this,
CPQ is filled with Dexless Sins. People decided it would be funny to make Dexless sins and keep them at 50 forever so that they can "pwn teh nubz" in CPQ. I find this okay, but then the entire lobby is 80%+ filled with assassins, something's up.
Nexon, you need to stop freaking spoonfeeding Dexless sins with nearly every patch you do. CWK was quite unreasonable to the naked eye, thanks to the Night Raven Claw, but it was quite the achievement to get it. Now you decide to nerf Shrine gachapon and slap a Night Raven claw onto NLC gach? What the fudge.
Since the Gachapon Box event, which happened to almost literally end up RAINING PaCs, you must have earned HORDES AND HORDES of money, considering that it's $1.5 for EVERY SINGLE BOX IN THE GAME, spanned through several worlds filled with people wanting a nice prize, and you slam in OVER 9000 Taos of all three types. With constant Jr Rog killing, you can get a fair bit of Black Crystal. B.Crystal + Tao1 + Tao2+ Tao3 = 30 attack star that was clearly derived off watching Naruto reruns for 58 hours while sniffing Nitro. You decided to overprice weddings, and people get married nearly every hour, on the hour. I see at least 2 an hour, in fact. Thats $40-60 nearly EVERY HOUR on Khaini ALONE. And Khaini is quite small. When you picture something like Scania, we are looking at HUNDREDS BY THE DAY. Add that with other worlds for a Thousand or two. Add Henewhores to the equation for another ~$500, possibly more. Add smegawhores, add the power hungry fat kids with fatter wallets for Aura Rings, Add all these pet features for people who are too lazy to freaking loot their stuff and we are looking at roughly $1500 PLUS EVERY DAY. Times 30 is $45K A MONTH on MS alone. Obviously a lot more. This is just a futile estimate. Then add up all the other games people spend NX on, and we're looking at a rich company, amirite? So what the DUCK is up with their lack of quality service? You got the money, you got the potential, you got the games, you got the employees, you got that silliness that makes me want to stab cats in the face and balls, so where is the quality?
Now, let's look at your two Nihal Desert patches, Ariant + Magatia. Both translations for them suck 12 year old boy peen. I mean, come on, you can't even translate BEAK RIGHT?! "Kiyo's Beek". "Meowcat". "I am afraid of Queen face". What. The. FUDGE. Then you decide to mess Magatia over. Especially Snape/Russellon's dialogue (Yuck) "Elickzir", and you decide to change Mad to "Maed", and give him dialogue that makes me want to swallow feces, which is fatal, by the way. Zenumist is a change I can deal with, however. In fact it sounds slightly nicer than Jenumist, and gives the wussies some dignity.
Nexon, you also need to stop recoloring items. It sucks and should go away. Next thing we know, you decide to take a Timeless Claw, recolor it to the point where it looks like something that a 8 year old fat boy was forced to draw with his own crap at gunpoint on a piece of watercolor paper that is wet all over with cat urine, then grant is 150 attack, make it dexless, give it 15 slots, make SUPR SPHESHUL scrolls for it that work all the time and give +10 attack and +20 Luck for all 15 slots, then make it avaible from every gachapon and make it ultra common, along with the SUPR SPHESHUL scrolls, then take something like a lvl90 2HBW, recolor it dark, make it's stats worse than the efficiency of a car that was made 64 YEARS AGO that has been recently beat over with a bunch of steel baseball bats WITH SPIKES ON THEM, slap it into gachapon, call it super rare than prosititute it to all the horny Narutards hungry for more power and call it a "AWESOME PATCH LIKE YOU"VE NEVER EXPERIENCED", then put in all day 2x exp every day to bring out all the assassins from their Furry caves where they were buttfucking some other weeaboos and wapanese people who should be kicked in the face to KS everyone, call them noobs for doing 1 damage less than them and making them buy NX for 4x exp cards. As if it couldn't get any worse, I think your tech staff are 17 year old drunk dropouts who read "LEARN VIRTUAL c++ IN 5 DAYS" and thought they were ready for a freaking online game. You can't even put in ONE server check without getting 5 bugs in there. Plus, your patch developers are awfully lazy, simply grabbing the data, slapping it into Babelfish/Google translator, converting it from Korean -> German -> Austrian -> French -> Brazilian -> Japanese -> Chinese, then finally into English, causing all the text and any hope of a decent patch going down the drain from DOING IT ALL WRONG, then slapping on a 65 hour SC, with 500 5 hour extensions happening at hourly intervals and then all you get are a bunch of annoying Turkey Commandos. You STILL didn't fix the glitched Pirate MP3s, you STILL didn't put in the lvl30-40 pirate items in stores among other things YOU JUST KEEP FORGETTING. I wanna be able to spend my money where I KNOW the Company will use it well to make a better game for the player base as a whole! All I'm getting is more nonsense! Get up Nexon!
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Let me begin by saying this,
CPQ is filled with Dexless Sins. People decided it would be funny to make Dexless sins and keep them at 50 forever so that they can "pwn teh nubz" in CPQ. I find this okay, but then the entire lobby is 80%+ filled with assassins, something's up.
Nexon, you need to stop freaking spoonfeeding Dexless sins with nearly every patch you do. CWK was quite unreasonable to the naked eye, thanks to the Night Raven Claw, but it was quite the achievement to get it. Now you decide to nerf Shrine gachapon and slap a Night Raven claw onto NLC gach? What the fudge.
Since the Gachapon Box event, which happened to almost literally end up RAINING PaCs, you must have earned HORDES AND HORDES of money, considering that it's $1.5 for EVERY SINGLE BOX IN THE GAME, spanned through several worlds filled with people wanting a nice prize, and you slam in OVER 9000 Taos of all three types. With constant Jr Rog killing, you can get a fair bit of Black Crystal. B.Crystal + Tao1 + Tao2+ Tao3 = 30 attack star that was clearly derived off watching Naruto reruns for 58 hours while sniffing Nitro. You decided to overprice weddings, and people get married nearly every hour, on the hour. I see at least 2 an hour, in fact. Thats $40-60 nearly EVERY HOUR on Khaini ALONE. And Khaini is quite small. When you picture something like Scania, we are looking at HUNDREDS BY THE DAY. Add that with other worlds for a Thousand or two. Add Henewhores to the equation for another ~$500, possibly more. Add smegawhores, add the power hungry fat kids with fatter wallets for Aura Rings, Add all these pet features for people who are too lazy to freaking loot their stuff and we are looking at roughly $1500 PLUS EVERY DAY. Times 30 is $45K A MONTH on MS alone. Obviously a lot more. This is just a futile estimate. Then add up all the other games people spend NX on, and we're looking at a rich company, amirite? So what the DUCK is up with their lack of quality service? You got the money, you got the potential, you got the games, you got the employees, you got that silliness that makes me want to stab cats in the face and balls, so where is the quality?
Now, let's look at your two Nihal Desert patches, Ariant + Magatia. Both translations for them suck 12 year old boy peen. I mean, come on, you can't even translate BEAK RIGHT?! "Kiyo's Beek". "Meowcat". "I am afraid of Queen face". What. The. FUDGE. Then you decide to mess Magatia over. Especially Snape/Russellon's dialogue (Yuck) "Elickzir", and you decide to change Mad to "Maed", and give him dialogue that makes me want to swallow feces, which is fatal, by the way. Zenumist is a change I can deal with, however. In fact it sounds slightly nicer than Jenumist, and gives the wussies some dignity.
Nexon, you also need to stop recoloring items. It sucks and should go away. Next thing we know, you decide to take a Timeless Claw, recolor it to the point where it looks like something that a 8 year old fat boy was forced to draw with his own crap at gunpoint on a piece of watercolor paper that is wet all over with cat urine, then grant is 150 attack, make it dexless, give it 15 slots, make SUPR SPHESHUL scrolls for it that work all the time and give +10 attack and +20 Luck for all 15 slots, then make it avaible from every gachapon and make it ultra common, along with the SUPR SPHESHUL scrolls, then take something like a lvl90 2HBW, recolor it dark, make it's stats worse than the efficiency of a car that was made 64 YEARS AGO that has been recently beat over with a bunch of steel baseball bats WITH SPIKES ON THEM, slap it into gachapon, call it super rare than prosititute it to all the horny Narutards hungry for more power and call it a "AWESOME PATCH LIKE YOU"VE NEVER EXPERIENCED", then put in all day 2x exp every day to bring out all the assassins from their Furry caves where they were buttfucking some other weeaboos and wapanese people who should be kicked in the face to KS everyone, call them noobs for doing 1 damage less than them and making them buy NX for 4x exp cards. As if it couldn't get any worse, I think your tech staff are 17 year old drunk dropouts who read "LEARN VIRTUAL c++ IN 5 DAYS" and thought they were ready for a freaking online game. You can't even put in ONE server check without getting 5 bugs in there. Plus, your patch developers are awfully lazy, simply grabbing the data, slapping it into Babelfish/Google translator, converting it from Korean -> German -> Austrian -> French -> Brazilian -> Japanese -> Chinese, then finally into English, causing all the text and any hope of a decent patch going down the drain from DOING IT ALL WRONG, then slapping on a 65 hour SC, with 500 5 hour extensions happening at hourly intervals and then all you get are a bunch of annoying Turkey Commandos. You STILL didn't fix the glitched Pirate MP3s, you STILL didn't put in the lvl30-40 pirate items in stores among other things YOU JUST KEEP FORGETTING. I wanna be able to spend my money where I KNOW the Company will use it well to make a better game for the player base as a whole! All I'm getting is more nonsense! Get up Nexon!
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