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KFCJosh
11-12-2009, 08:29 PM
I have tooooooooo many problems in my life. So it sucks. Im not gunna explain cuz i know this community oo too well, and the minute they find something rediculous they start flaming and saying negative things. But honest to god FML.

Max
11-12-2009, 08:44 PM
http://www.fmylife.com/

Steve
11-12-2009, 08:56 PM
You really do know the community well lol. Good choice.

:angel:

Louise
11-12-2009, 09:35 PM
pity does not compute

Altercate
11-12-2009, 11:51 PM
The cow also said moo, and somewhere in northern Kyrgyzstan a chinchilla exploded, creating a black hole and tearing a rift in the time/space continuum. As a result, mudkipz became digimon and wild turkeys obtained the ability to host sweet rave parties

This is the wrong forum to complain about your life. Try Sleepywood, there's a lot of pityabsorbers there

KFCJosh
11-13-2009, 12:06 AM
http://www.fmylife.com/

i used it.

Seriously thinking about suicide 75% chance.I have a knife beside me.

Never felt this bad before..... my chest feels like somebody is stabbing me, and so does my stomach. IDC what happens to me at this point. And i dont confess feelings to people not even my parents. @Pantaloon, i didnt ask for your fucking pity. I hope you burn in hell you son of a bitch. ILY too.

Altercate
11-13-2009, 12:17 AM
i used it.

Seriously thinking about suicide 75% chance.I have a knife beside me.

Never felt this bad before..... my chest feels like somebody is stabbing me, and so does my stomach. IDC what happens to me at this point. And i dont confess feelings to people not even my parents. @Pantaloon, i didnt ask for your fucking pity. I hope you burn in hell you son of a bitch. ILY too.

Link to your story please?

I must know :cute:

KFCJosh
11-13-2009, 01:31 AM
Link to your story please?

I must know :cute:

no, i know better than to let EF'ers read peoples stories. If i wanted you to know i would've just typed it.

CAP'NSTEVE
11-13-2009, 01:34 AM
Just type it here, and only listen to people with over 200 posts.

animaniatico
11-13-2009, 01:45 AM
Just type it here, and only listen to people with over 200 posts.

That would be louise, and casper, and steve, and..

Altercate
11-13-2009, 01:59 AM
http://www.fmylife.com/work/6274583

Was it this by any chance?

KFCJosh
11-13-2009, 01:59 AM
Casper hates me, Steve well...you know Steve, and people usually with the lower posts have waay better comments. Its people like Pantaloon with 600+ posts who think they're better than everyone else and post crap like she did just to get a laugh. All i know is that karma's a bitch and i hope it bites her fat Ass.

KFCJosh
11-13-2009, 02:01 AM
http://www.fmylife.com/work/6274583

Was it this by any chance?

no i cant even find it...Its not on the front page.I never do drugs. Even though i feel like commiting suicide, i know its a deadly sin. the body im using isnt mine its God's(Yes im chrisitian) F you people who r gunna comment on this, and i dont do drugs because thats destroying the body that was given to me which is also a sin.

animaniatico
11-13-2009, 02:16 AM
no i cant even find it...Its not on the front page.I never do drugs. Even though i feel like commiting suicide, i know its a deadly sin. the body im using isnt mine its God's(Yes im chrisitian) F you people who r gunna comment on this, and i dont do drugs because thats destroying the body that was given to me which is also a sin.

Ok, ok, its cool, chillout.
Listen to some relaxation music. It will help you.
Also, don't take comments seriously, like, c'mon, we're on the interwebz, what else do you expect but a bunch of trolls?

KFCJosh
11-13-2009, 02:17 AM
there should be a law to try and troll people when in a state of serious depression...

PoisonScorpion
11-13-2009, 02:27 AM
You should always tell someone you know how you feel. Or write it down, and burn it afterwards. I don't know why, but it always seems for me that writing down what you feel helps you a lot.

Altercate
11-13-2009, 02:32 AM
Ok, ok, its cool, chillout.
Listen to some relaxation music. It will help you.
Also, don't take comments seriously, like, c'mon, we're on the interwebz, what else do you expect but a bunch of trolls?

What he said.

Honestly, what you're going through is just a phase and you'll be out of it in a bit. (Sorry if I sound too parenty.)

When I'm massively depressed, you know what my parents do? They laugh at me. They make me angry. The key is, when you get pissed off, you aren't depressed anymore, and you get over whatever you've been depressed about. I'm bipolar and deal with this ALL THE TIME. Mood swings suck, but I guarantee that you will regret any action you take upon your own life. Just hang on, 'cause you'll make it through and you'll feel better about yourself.

KFCJosh
11-13-2009, 03:03 AM
You should always tell someone you know how you feel. Or write it down, and burn it afterwards. I don't know why, but it always seems for me that writing down what you feel helps you a lot.

SEE, he only has 7 posts but look how nice his comments are..
@above, but im tired of being depressed. This isnt the first time, i just try and cheer myself up every single time and whenever i go back into one my hole is 10 feet deeper to climb out from. So its getting hard to cheer myself up now.

CAP'NSTEVE
11-13-2009, 04:47 AM
SEE, he only has 7 posts but look how nice his comments are..
@above, but im tired of being depressed. This isnt the first time, i just try and cheer myself up every single time and whenever i go back into one my hole is 10 feet deeper to climb out from. So its getting hard to cheer myself up now.

So...ignore the assholes who post?
The thing that really motivates me to live is to pick up drumming, and I'm on-edge about christmas.
Maybe you could pick up an instrument you've always been facinated with, or if you already play one, learn a new genre/style of playing. Variety is amazing. :angel:

You're only 1/8 through your life, you have no idea how good it could be in a few years. The happiest moments of your life are WAY more than likely to be AHEAD of you.

KFCJosh
11-13-2009, 12:05 PM
I kinda doubt it. I seriously hate who i am. but thanks for the good remarks.

blitzkrieg
11-13-2009, 12:06 PM
1.800.SUICIDE

Orange
11-13-2009, 12:29 PM
1.800.SUICIDE
QFT. If no one else, call that number. They will really help you get through it.
You need to talk to someone about this. That is the only way to get through it. Tell your parents. Tell your best friend. Tell a school counselor. Just tell someone. Venting it to someone is the only way to get it out.
Humans are social creatures. They rely upon others to survive. That is why social interaction is so critical. If you don't talk to someone, you will become depressed and suicidal.

Reflexx
11-13-2009, 01:14 PM
Watch The Hangover, it'll cheer you up. If all fails, here are some creative ways to go to the after life

k2cWMGfLuDE

Louise
11-13-2009, 04:31 PM
Okay, I'll be serious and not an asshole I guess.

Times like this happens to pretty much everyone. You think, "oh shit my life is like the worst it could be", true, it could be pretty bad, but there is always someone far worse off, and they pick themselves up as they reach adulthood. And you should too.

Talking to someone you know (who you are close with) can really help, even if you don't tell them EVERYTHING, saying SOMETHING about the situation can really take a load off your back.

i have more to say, but im watching korean movies so i'll add more later.

KFCJosh
11-13-2009, 08:43 PM
I really wanna know, why do people be assholes? Honest to God this a question that ive been pondering for quite some time now. Like WTF do u have to prove. Do you find it amusing? I just want to know why when somebody isnt feeling his/her best people decide to be assholes. Why? Can some1 please answe Why, and no stupid answers like "They're just humans being humans and shit"

Louise
11-13-2009, 08:57 PM
why did you ignore the helpful things i said?

maybe i wouldn't be so much of an asshole if you didn't blatenly refuse all help given to you.

edit: how the fuck am i being an asshole by saying TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT IT?

blitzkrieg
11-13-2009, 08:59 PM
I really wanna know, why do people be assholes? Honest to God this a question that ive been pondering for quite some time now. Like WTF do u have to prove. Do you find it amusing? I just want to know why when somebody isnt feeling his/her best people decide to be assholes. Why? Can some1 please answe Why, and no stupid answers like "They're just humans being humans and shit"

no one in this thread has been an asshole; all of the posts have been trying to help you. however, we are not going to fawn over you. and if you're just deciding to randomly ask that question, not because of the responses in the thread, then just stop. this is not your personal blog.

Chris
11-13-2009, 09:02 PM
no one in this thread has been an asshole; all of the posts have been trying to help you. however, we are not going to fawn over you. and if you're just deciding to randomly ask that question, not because of the responses in the thread, then just stop. this is not your personal blog.

hey man, he's just like me.

ie. asks for help followed by rejection of help and blame

fufufufu

Orange
11-13-2009, 09:05 PM
hey man, he's just like me.

ie. asks for help followed by rejection of help and blame

fufufufu
Oh damn he is just like you. Except for the part where you make 100 topics each about the same thing.

Donny
11-13-2009, 10:42 PM
Oh damn he is just like you. Except for the part where you make 100 topics each about the same thing.

ANOTHER ZINGER BOY ORANGE.

in all seriousness suicide isn't your best option, the best thing to do which has been repeated about 4 times now? Is talk to somebody, I've never been depressed enough to want to harm myself in any way, I don't think anything that I have been can be called depressed, but when I tell somebody how I'm feeling or yell really loudly so that everybody around hears I feel better.

Reflexx
11-14-2009, 12:26 AM
I find it amusing to be an asshole. Welcome to intarwebz.

Maybe you should get counseling!

KFCJosh
11-15-2009, 01:49 AM
sorry if i wasnt specific enough, i dont mean in this thread i can see ppl being helpful. im just asking in general.

btw im on my ps3
@above i detest ppl like u. ppl who talk shit on the web r pussies they feel safe karma will bite ur ass. i suggest u stop bein an asshole if u did maybe u wouldnt hate ur life as much(WHERE U LIVE) like u said recently

blitzkrieg
11-15-2009, 02:37 AM
I can't see this thread going anywhere constructive anymore.