I am more bored than ever, and...

[Imitazion]

.. my friend has become a Twilight fan.

I ocassionally look up on the screen, and I want to pop my eyeballs out and cut the strings afterwards. Fuck me sideways, I hate Twilight.

[Orange]

Again, I suggest cutting his dick off since he definitely won't be needing it anymore.

[MysticalChris]

Cutting the eyeballs alone is never the answer.

[Orange]

Btw, if it was a girl you were watching Twilight with, it would be tolerable because you know if you act like you like it, you may get some good sex later.
Since it was a guy.....you may want to check and make sure he wasn't trying to get in the sack with you. Because this gives an immense gay vibe.

[Imitazion]

I turned that shit off as soon as he fell asleep, so I guess I'm safe. He did wink at me though. :(

[Rapptz]

I turned that shit off as soon as he fell asleep, so I guess I'm safe. He did wink at me though. :(

You're never safe Casper. You're never safe.

[Orange]

By the way, the only reason a guy would want to watch Twilight with you is if he is a total twifag trying to convert you or he is trying to fuck you.
So watch your ass. Seriously, you'll be feeling some major butthurt if you aren't careful.

[Imitazion]

What if he does both? ;o;

Like, dippin' them roofies into my drink, then ringride me while he forces me to watch Twilight?

[Orange]

Well....if he puts rufies in your drink, at least you won't remember the torture known as Twilight.
Though you will be curious as to why your ass hurts and you wake up next to him. What a fun morning that would be.

[Steve]

I actually read the whole series before it got popular, lol.

[Justin]

he is trying to fuck you.

This is what twilight does to men :( DON'T WATCH IT!!!

[Orange]

*still waiting for Nessa to come in here and RAGEEEEEEEEEEEE*

Also, I should use this to get a guy. Fuck, why didn't I think of that before?